Got this one today:
From: Sheree Velazquez <rdemershfps@cosmair.ca>
Date: November 3, 2007 12:03:58 AM HST
To: <>
Subject: Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards.
Reply-To: Sheree Velazquez <rdemershfps@cosmair.ca>

I’m sure it will come off
Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious.
Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.
Nonsense is good only because common sense is so limited.